Got my Indian Union Driving license...yipeeeeeee

After a lot of miserable moments i finally got my license, so to live this moment to the max i revisit the madcap indian driving

Travelling on Indian Roads is an almost intoxicating potion of colour,sound and vivid Indians.A complete feast for all your senses. It is mostly heart-thumping, at times hilarious, mostly exhilarating, always unforgettable -- and, when you are on the roads, extremely treacherous.

It seems that every indian who is on the road has inherited a set of predefined rules that are required to survive the "Indian driving experiance"

Rule I: All those who embark on the holy indian roads attain immortality.

Rule II: Indian traffic, like Indian society,is structured on a strict caste system. The following precedence must be accorded at all times. In descending order, give way to:

COWS,BUFFALOS,ELEPHANTS,CAMELS,GOATS,DOGS,CATS,PIGS (Try to convince UN to give bio-diversity hotspot status ;) )

TRUCKS

OFFICIAL VEHICLES(are allowed to 120kmph on roads where we can do 12)

Hamara apna AUTO

APSRTC (Devil may care attitude dudes)

SCOOTERS AND MOTORCYCLES

CARS

BICYCLES

(and why the !@#%@)PEDESTRIAN

Rule III: All wheeled vehicles shall be driven in accordance with the maxim: to slow is to falter, to brake is to fail, to stop is defeat.

Rule IV: Mandatory use of `sound horn` ( All horn signals have the same meaning, viz: "I have an all-up weight of approximately 12.5 tons and have no intention of stopping, even if I could." This signal may be emphasised by the use of headlamps.)

Rule IV remains subject to the provision of Order of Precedence in Rule II above.

Rule V: All manoeuvres, shall not nessarily obey Newtons laws of motion.(Except when subject to scrutiny of TRAFFIC POLICE)

Rule VI: In the absence of seat belts, helmets , RC book, license........... just forget it. Destination shall be the ultimate aim.

Rule VII: Traffic entering a road from the left has priority. So has traffic from the right, and also traffic in the middle and in some cases from nowhere.

Rule VIII : All Indian traffic at all times and irrespective of direction of travel, size or speed of the vehicle shall occupy the least occupied part of the road.

Rule IX: Traffic signals GREEN-Alls well, go anywhere you want to
ORANGE- rev your engines to the maximum to make sure you dont see RED
RED- Stop(Not mandatory), look and proceed
other impression should be ignored.

Rule X: Overtaking is mandatory. Every moving vehicle is required to overtake every other moving vehicle, irrespective of whether it has just overtaken you. Overtaking should only be undertaken in suitable conditions, such as in the face of oncoming traffic, on blind bends, at junctions and in the middle of villages/city centres. No more than two inches should be allowed between your vehicle and the one you are passing -- and one inch in the case of bicycles or pedestrians.

Rule XI: Mukti may be obtained through the head-on crash.

PS-All the above rules shall be mandatory in order to have a pleasurable "Indian Driving Xperince"